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Dear People who watch movies and then tell all the other people who didn’t watch the movie with you what you think about the movie on websites that for some fucking reason let anyone (including fucking you) sign up for a free account to review movies,

Right on. Freedom of speech and the power of self expression. I can hear freedom ringing.

I swore twice up there ^_^ and I’m really sorry about that but you fuckers are starting to get to me. I’ve dumped a truck of yelling in my head and I think I’ve worked out what my issue with you is.

you need to stop comparing movies to other movies

100% of the time the first thing 90% (*enraged approximation) of you “critics” do is label a movie with a category or a genre or a budget. I would appreciate you recognizing that a movie should be judged against what it is intended to be, not judged in comparison to other movies that happen to also have two characters who are romantically involved and at least one (often, only one) humorous scene. The combination of which apparently gives any film about a 100% (*enraged approximation) chance of being labeled a romantic comedy.

The internet is for learning and these things catch my eye while I use the internet to learn about new movies I might like.

You fudge fingered monkey hacks are fucking up my day.

good night.